Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and says, "My dog has a problem. ”
Dr. Saul is amazed, "This is remarkable! So, what's the problem?"
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Guy and his dog walk into a bar. "My dog can talk," he says to the bartender.
Bartender says, "if you can prove it, I'll give you a free drink."
So the guy turns to his dog and says "What's on top of a house?"
Dog says "Roof! Roof!"
"What's the outside of a tree called?"
Dog says "Bark! Bark!"
"What does sandpaper feel like?"
Dog says "Ruff! Ruff!"
Bartender is having none of this. So he says "Let me ask him something." Bartender turns to the dog and says "Who was the best ballplayer that ever lived?"
Dog says "Ruth! Ruth!"
Bartender's had enough and kicks them both out to the curb.
Outside, the dog turns to his owner and says, "I dunno, you think I shoulda said 'Mickey Mantle'?"
On Sat, Aug 31, 2019 at 10:18 AM Tom <tom.montague.thomas@...> wrote: