Really OT - Mice and Cheese
I used to be a Technology Teacher - now retired, Yippee!
The class were given the brief: Design and build a Mouse Trap
Little Jimmy is working on a large wedge of wood with a razorblade stuck in the end. The teacher, alarmed at this vicious looking piece of kit, asks how it will work.
Jimmy tells him that he's going to paint it bright yellow and write on the bottom of the slope 'Cheese, this way'. When the mouse gets to the top of the slope it will look over the edge (over the razorblade) and, looking left and write it will say. "Where's that b***dy cheese then?"
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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