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This is DEFINITELY the VERY PLACE to meet that VERY SOULMATE--this ISN'T for ONLY MAKING PLOTONIC FRIENDSHIPS, as there are OTHER groups for that. In FACT, below is MY personal descript, and I WILL WARN you that it DOES contain GRAPHIC SEXUAL talk.

DISCLAIMOR: Please let's not waste each other's time if you either wanna ONLY BE FRIENDS, or START OUT AS FRIENDS, FIRST--if you're not ready to "TAKE THE PLUNGE," this message is DEFINITELY NOT FOR YOU.

My height is either EXACTLY or APPROXIMATELY five feet, nine and a quarter inches, I was born MONDAY, NOV. 4, 1963 in BROOKLYN, NY, where I was raised, and CURRENTLY, I'm living in FLUSHING (a section of the borrough of QUEENS), NY, at the SANFORD HOME for ADULTS, which is a COMMUNITY-LIVING FACILITY, designed to house those with mental-health issues, that are receiving treatment; I, MYSELF, attend a DAY-TREATMENT PROGRAM, MONDAYS through FRIDAYS. I'm AFRO-AMERICAN, totally blind since birth, but DEFINITELY NEVER playing the "BLIND CARD," so to speak, as I EQUALLY FUNCTION as a WHOLE PERSON OF, as well as WITHIN, the TOTAL-MAINSTREAM POPULATION. The VERY RELATIONSHIP that I CERTAINLY LONG for, VERY DEEPLY, IS the one that we're IMMEDIATELY INVOLVED, SEXUALLY, with each other, without EVER ANY PLOTONIC-FRIENDSHIP, FIRST, WHATSOEVER, and I DEFINITELY want to get MARRIED, which would be my FIRST marriage. I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to "PAY to PLAY," I don't have PHONE/SIBER/TEXT SEX, I DON'T use PROTECTION, so THEREFORE, I AM ABSOLUTELY WILLING to GET TESTED, but under ONLY TWO CONDITIONS: YOU are to come RIGHT ALONG, IN PERSON, with me to get tested, as WELL, and the OTHER CONDITION is that TOTALLY REGARDLESS if EITHER ONE or BOTH of us has an STD, ABSOLUTELY REGARDLESS of WHAT IT IS, or if BOTH of us DON'T have ANY STD'S AT ALL, WHATSOEVER, we're to NEVER REJECT one another, and I don't WORK, UNLESS I happen to do so OFF-THE-BOOKS, ONLY BECAUSE I don't wanna PAY TAXES, because I wanna keep ALL that I make, SIMPLY BECAUSE it's MINE, since I'M the one that worked for it.

If you happen to be ANYWHERE from PLUS-SIZED to COMPLETELY-OUT-OF-CONTROL-OBESE, that's CERTAINLY a PLUS, NEVER a MUST; if you happen to live LOCAL to ME, or ANYWHERE that would require EXTENSIVE TRAVELING, whether DOMESTICLY or INTERNATIONALLY, NAVIGATIONALLY/TRANSPORTATIONALLY/UNINHIBITEDLY (meaning ABSOLUTELY NO PARENTAL/GUARDIAN/HOSPITAL/ASSISTED-LIVING/OTHER RESTRICTION, WHATSOEVER), NO PROBLEM, AT ALL. FINANCIALLY, it would ALL DEPEND on YOUR RESIDENTIAL LOCATION to MINE, that WOULD determine if A: I'm able to pay my OWN round-trip traveling fare, B. WE (you and I) could EQUALLY share the expense, or C. I'll ALWAYS show my ABSOLUTELY HUMBLE GRATTITUDE for YOUR UNCONDITIONAL WILLINGNESS to pay all of my fare for me.

If you happen to COOK, whether EXCELLENTLY or NOT, my HEAD'S-UP to YOU is to BE PREPARED, depending on my appetite, to be TOTALLY "DEVOURED out of HOUSE and HOME." If I have any money to chip in with, so be it, but if I DON'T, I STILL TRUST that you'd STILL wanna be MY WIFE, ALL the WAY, REGARDLESS.

NOTE: the following DOES CONTAIN UNINHIBITED DESCRIPTIONS of SEXUAL INVOLVEMENT, so YOU decide from THIS point, to either continue reading on or not.

Should YOU happen to be a SEX NYMPHO, which is ALSO not a MANDATE, but CERTAINLY a PLUS, I DEFINITELY look forward to a COMPLETE, UNINHIBITED SEX-LIFE EXPERIENCE with YOU, baby!

SEXUAL REFERENCES TO THE MALE/FEMALE ANATOMY

Because I'm a MALE, I have a SAUSAGE, so because you're a FEMALE, YOU have a SUNDAY. In addition to the TRADITIONAL "MISIONARY POSITION" of the "SAUSAGE/SUNDAY EXPERIENCE," I CERTAINLY love to EAT SUNDAY, suck SUNDAY nipples, play with SUNDAY BREASTS, and I'll ESPECIALLY eat SUNDAY during "SUNDAY ISSUES (monthly menstruation).

Of ALL that AREN'T requirements to being in a lifelong ROMANCE with each other, the ONLY ONES that ARE, would be: (1) ABSOLUTELY REGARDLESS of whether you have your OWN living space or NOT, whether or not you have CHILDREN living with you, or whether or not your children are GROWN, it's a SOLID MUST that we could STILL have OUR OWN TOTALLY-UNINTERRUPTED, PRIVATE QUALITY TIME with each other, at ANY/ALL TIMES, without EVER having to check into ANY hotel/motel; (2) being that I'm ESPECIALLY turned on by the sounds of a female's BODILY FUNCTIONS whenever she has to go to the BATHROOM, whether she has to URINATE/have a BOWEL-MOVEMENT, if I wanna come into the bathroom to SHARE that "PERSONAL MOMENT" WITH her, she's NOT to EVER refuse me, and WHILE she's on the toilet, I'd hump her leg until I FINALLY COME, NO MATTER how long it takes, and FINALLY (3) I ONLY ACCEPT PERSONAL MESSAGES, whether E-MAIL, TWITTER, WHATEVER, from FEMALES, ONLY--GUYS (ESPECIALLY if you're GAY) and TRANSGENDERS are UNCONDITIONALLY PROHIBITED from contacting me.

CONFESSIONS: at times, I AM a bed-wetter, without ANY MEDICAL CAUSES, WHATSOEVER. ALSO, my HYGENE isn't ALWAYS at its BEST, but it IS what it IS.

OVERALL, by PHONE, call/text me at the number mentioned below in my outgoing signature, ONLY within the US; if you're contacting me from OUTSIDE of the US, e-mail me at irefuse2growup@gmail.com, and on TWITTER, I can be tweeted at "ilove2eatsunday

I HATE TO BE SINGLE

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