Black leather couch (82" long x 32" deep x 31" tall). Originally $1,100 from when I was single and allowed to have black leather furniture. Really going to miss this plush piece of amazingness that you sink into and never want to leave... Smoke-free home, great condition, extremely comfortable and long enough to sleep on for after you bring home black leather furniture. Fairly light and easy to move; she wanted it out so badly she even helped carry half.

Asking $200 for this priceless piece of bachelordom, but willing to negotiate within reason.