A Closed Minded April Fools Prank YA HOOOO and a Leaking Cup of Joe

David P. Dillard
 

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April Fools? Yahoo reports Trader Joes closing all stores by 2017

POSTED 7:52 PM, MARCH 31, 2016,

BY TRIBUNE MEDIA WIRE

WGN.com

http://wgntv.com/2016/03/31/april-fools-yahoo-reports-
trader-joes-closing-all-stores-by-2017/

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A shorter URL for the above link:

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http://tinyurl.com/jptrdue

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Is this just a case of April Fools arriving early, or is Trader Joes actually closing?

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Yahoo! Style reported Thursday that Trader Joes will be closing all of its 457 stores by January 2017. Additionally, the grocer would also discontinue all products.

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The Yahoo article reported that Trader Joes released a press release Thursday morning, however, there is no announcement posted to the site.

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In a statement to WHO-TV, Trader Joes public relations director Alison Mochizuki said:

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Although we dont take ourselves too seriously, we dont want anyone to mislead our customers. Trader Joes is open for business and has no plans to close. We had no involvement whatsoever in the April Fools hoax article.

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The complete article may be read at the URL above.

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http://www.marywood.edu/home/41.html


http://tinyurl.com/z2nwr5z


http://tinyurl.com/hcqztj4


https://www.loc.gov/rr/news/topics/aprilfool.html


http://www.food.com/slideshow/april-fools-day-71



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